惡搞微軟.Net的小電影，強(qiáng)烈推薦觀看

Win7之家（ afsion.com.cn）：惡搞微軟.Net的小電影，強(qiáng)烈推薦觀看

如果你是Java程序員或者說你有意往Java方面發(fā)展，這么這部由JavaZone制作的惡搞微軟.net的小電影一定值得你去看一看。

影片通過叛逆小伙的成長歷程描述了在微軟帝國下Java所給人們帶來的新思維和新方向，拍攝的非常具備專業(yè)水準(zhǔn)，強(qiáng)烈推薦觀看。

在視頻的下面還放了文章的語言翻譯和解說。

下面是視頻：

(Scene: A father and his son playing "throw-and-catch")
(場景: 一位父親和兒子玩丟接球游戲)

Narrator: They appear to be a perfect family
旁白: 他們看起來像是一個(gè)完美的家庭

(Scene: bedtime story)
(場景: 床邊故事)

Father: Export all OLE objects with the command line
父: 以命令行輸出所有的OLE對象

Father: So that they will be available for Internet information
父: 所以它們能為因特網(wǎng)信息所用

Son: Dad?
子: 爸爸?

Narrotor: But sometimes appearances can be deceiving.
旁白: 但是有些時(shí)候外表是假象

Son: Why do we always use .Net?
子: 為什么我們總是使用.Net?

Father: What do you mean?
父: 你說什么?

Son: Are there no other developing platforms?
子: 沒有其它的發(fā)展平臺嗎?

Father: I think it's time for you to go to sleep!
父: 我想你該睡了!

Narrator: As a young boy discovers a new world unfolding
旁白: 當(dāng)一個(gè)年輕小伙子發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)新世界就此展開

(Scene: Son's growth)
(場景: 兒子的成長)

Son & Peer: Look how beautiful, robust, secure, portable, and scalable it is!
兒子與伙伴: 看到?jīng)]! 它多漂亮、堅(jiān)固、安全、可攜帶性和可擴(kuò)展性!

Father: Hey, what are you guys up to?
父: 嗨, 你們這些家伙在干嘛?

Son: We are just enjoying some porn.
子: 我們只是在看色情影片.

Father: Hope you're not doing Java and open source...
父: 希望你們不要弄些Java和開源的東西...

Son & peer: No!
兒子與伙伴: 沒!

Father: Good!
父: 很好!

Narrator: For being young is all about experimenting
旁白: 因?yàn)槟贻p就是要不斷試驗(yàn)

Father: What are you doing in there?
父: 你在里面做什么?

Son: Nothing!
子: 啥都沒!

Father: Hello?
父: 哈啰?

Son: Yeah, I'm almost done!
子: 耶, 我快好了!

(Scene: Christmas Dinner, son's confession, and father's death)
(場景: 圣誕節(jié)晚餐, 兒子的告白, 和父親的死)

Family: Merry Christmas!
(全家: 圣誕快樂!)

Narrotor: But a secret can't stay a secret forever...
旁白: 但是秘密沒有辦法永久是秘密...

Son: Dad...
子: 爸爸...

Son: Mom..I have a confession to make.
子: 媽媽..我有事要坦白.

Son: I use Java!
子: 我用Java!

Father: What the hell are you talking about?
父: 你說什么鬼啊?

Son: I want to use a programming language which doesn't only run in Windows.
子: 我要使用不單單只是在Windows中跑的程序語言.

Father: That's just wrong!
父: 那是大錯(cuò)特錯(cuò)!

Son: Portability has never been a priority for Microsoft, and you know it.
子: 可移植性從來不是微軟優(yōu)先考慮的, 你是知道的.

Mother: My son is a monster!
母: 我兒子是怪物!

The java Post: "One of the most compelling dramas for our time..."
Java郵報(bào): "一個(gè)屬于我們年代最驚天動(dòng)地的戲劇..."

Father: Microsoft gives us net based applications...
父: Microsoft給了我們網(wǎng)上應(yīng)用程序...

Father: that share information with other applications via web servers.
父: 可以經(jīng)由網(wǎng)站服務(wù)器和其它應(yīng)用程序分享信息.

Wired: "Truly gripping..."
聯(lián)機(jī)雜志: "實(shí)在扣人心弦..."

Father: They actually enable us to send XML-messages...
父: 它們實(shí)在可以讓我們傳送XML-訊息...

Father: ...through SOAP! Through SOAP!
父:...藉由SOAP! 藉由SOAP!

Son: Shouldn't you be able to make your own choices, based on your own needs?
子: 你難道不該可以基于你自己的需求做自己的選擇嗎?

(Scene: The father ripps off his son's shirt and sees a tattoo of an arrow heart with Java on it. The father faints away and dies)
(場景:父親扯掉兒子的襯衫, 看到一個(gè)一箭穿心的刺青, 心上還些個(gè)Java. 父親昏倒死掉了)

Son: Dad?
子: 爸?

James Gosling: "...a masterpiece!"
James Gosling(Java之父): "...曠世之作!"

(Scene: The graveyard, the son's grievous confession, and the hot girl.)
(場景: 墓園、兒子的哀傷告白和辣妹.)

Narrotor: But sometimes the truth comes with the terrible price.
旁白: 但是, 有時(shí)候真相帶來可怕的代價(jià).

Son: Maybe you were right, dad.
子: 也許你曾是對的, 爸.

(Epitaph: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, Where do you want to go today?)
(碑文: John Johnsen, 1951-2011, 今天你想往哪兒?)

Son: Maybe .NET is better than Java.
子: 也許.NET是比Java好.

Son: Maybe it's easier if Microsoft sets the standard...
子: 也許那會(生命)會輕松些, 如果Microsof定下了標(biāo)準(zhǔn)...

Hot girl: Java is far better!
辣妹: Java是大大的好!

Hot girl: You can do fine tuning and balancing which you can't do with Microsoft.
辣妹: 你可以做超好的優(yōu)化和負(fù)載平衡, 這些是你無法以Microsoft做到的.

Hot girls: Java is the future!
辣妹: Java是未來!

Narrotor: From a clean director of JAVATAR and .NOT
旁白: 來自JAVATAR and .NOT的一個(gè)無懈可擊的導(dǎo)演.

Narrotor: starring Eddie Larrison, Scala Johansson, two-time-golden-doo winner William Windows
旁白: Eddie Larrison、Scalla Johansson和兩度金愚獎(jiǎng)得主William Windows領(lǐng)銜主演

Father: Goddammit!
父: (粗口)

Narrotor: and a compelling performance by Mona Lisa Harddrive
旁白: 和Mona Lisa Harddrive的優(yōu)異演出

Narrotor: and introduing Lenny Linux
旁白: 在此介紹Lenny Linux

Narrotor: Java 4-ever
旁白: Java永生！